The World's Most Chaotic Airline Is Waiting for You!
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1/5
A passenger demands to open the emergency door because it's 'too stuffy'. What do you do?
A
Scream 'NO!' and handcuff them
B
Calmly explain and offer a fan
C
Open it 'just a little bit'
D
Blame the flight attendant
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2/5
Your plane's engine catches fire mid-flight. Your first move is...
A
Land immediately, stay cool
B
Ask passengers to vote on what to do
C
Yell 'It's fine!' and speed up
D
Pretend it's a new 'warming feature'
3/5
A giant pet snake escapes from a passenger's bag. How do you handle it?
A
Use the intercom to find its owner
B
Challenge it to a staring contest
C
Declare it the new co-pilot
D
Eject yourself and let chaos reign
4/5
A passenger complains that the in-flight movie is 'too boring'. What's your solution?
A
Show the cockpit camera feed instead
B
Put them in charge of movie selection
C
Tell them to close their eyes and nap
D
Turn off all screens out of spite
5/5
Your entire crew quits mid-flight after a disagreement. You are now...
A
The pilot, the chef, and the therapist
B
Panicked and hiding in the bathroom
C
Announcing 'Self-service mode activated!'
D
Asking passengers to form a committee
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