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Is Your IQ Too Low For This McDonald's Challenge?

1/5

You walk into McDonald's and ask for a McFlurry. The cashier says: 'Would you like an extra spoon for your soul?' What do you do?

Accept it, because your soul is indeed messy

Say no, you only eat ice cream in silence

Ask if the spoon comes with a cosmic warranty

Throw your phone on the counter and scream 'I AM THE EXTRA SPOON'

2/5

You order a Big Mac. The cashier asks: 'Do you want to super-size your existence?' How do you respond?

Yes, I want my fries to achieve enlightenment

No, my ego is already large enough

Define 'super-size' in terms of quantum uncertainty

I will only super-size if the pickles form a perfect circle

3/5

You are handed a bag of food. It weighs exactly 0.7 kilograms. A voice whispers: 'Your IQ is inversely proportional to the number of napkins you take.' How many napkins do you grab?

Exactly 3.14 napkins

Zero, to assert dominance over physics

37 napkins, to trick the universe

One napkin, folded into a paper crane of destiny

4/5

The McDonald's menu board suddenly displays only one item: 'The Void Burger – $ infinite.' The cashier smiles. What do you order?

The Void Burger, with extra existential dread

A glass of water and a napkin to cry into

Nothing, you stare into the void until it blinks

Two Void Burgers, because you have a coupon

5/5

You finish your meal and the receipt prints with a message: 'Your IQ score: McNothing. Redeem at counter.' What do you do?

Redeem it for a McNothing, obviously

Frame the receipt and hang it in your fridge

Ask the cashier if McNothing comes with fries

Set the receipt on fire and declare yourself the Golden Arches Messiah

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